distracted

This morning I have spent three and a half hours in front of my computer attempting to work on my sermon. So far I have nothing but a title, but I have accomplished such other things as:

found an excellent debt reduction calculator for excel as I think about whether or not I can manage a car payment right now (since I’m not sure if I will ever see my car again and I can’t drive my dad’s forever)

explored various contextual interpretations of the NT passages on “homosexuality” including Romans 1:18-32 and 1 Cor 6:9 in response to a discussion I had with a congregation member on Thursday night.

thought about a recent challenge to eat vegan until dinnertime but then thought about how much I like eggs or cereal and milk for breakfast… still thinking about soy milk and cereal and found some interesting recipies for french toast. Wondering if eating vegetarian before dinner might work too? Or trying just one meal a day to start with?

no words…

New York Region
New Riverside Pastor’s Compensation Splits Congregation
By PAUL VITELLO
Published: April 23, 2009
Parishioners have filed a lawsuit to stop the installation of the Rev. Dr. Brad R. Braxton, who they say will receive more than $600,000 a year and will shift the church’s mission.

He’s a former preaching professor of mine from Vanderbilt. And I really have no words to say except that I often feel very guilty about my ~$50,000 total compensation package – especially when so many people are looking for work.

death and taxes

Benjamin Franklin once said that nothing is certain in this world but death and taxes.

Well… yesterday proves that one of those things is just as in question as everything else. Christ is Risen – Christ is Risen Indeed! And that means that even the forces of death have been defeated.

Taxes on the other hand… well, I got home from Easter dinner and realized that I pretty much had 36 hours to get mine done. I leave tomorrow morning for our conference School for Ministry (all about the emerging church… yay!) – but that means that I have to get them done BEFORE I leave.

And let me tell you… clergy taxes are the worst thing on the face of the planet.

It doesn’t help that there are things called housing exclusions and housing allowances and parsonage allowances and that the GCFA site, which tries to help with all of this says: “The housing allowance is sometimes called a “parsonage allowance” for clergy who are provided with a parsonage and a “rental allowance” for clergy who rent their home.” And then goes on to use the generic “housing allowance” – or is it the specific “housing allowance” for the rest of the form. I just need to know if my exclusion has already been taken out or not… or if I have to add it on! ahhhhh.

I figured things out on paper last night and got all the information and numbers I need. Tonight, I’ll head over to my parent’s and use their handy super Turbo Tax small business edition and hopefully I’ll have to pay less than what my paper numbers showed me.

Some things for new clergy people to learn from this:

1) put any receipt you have from any work-meal/supplies purchase in a box.

2) put any reciept you have from any home purchase (furniture, cleaning supplies, paper towels) in a box.

3) put any reciept you have from any medical related expense… in a box.

4) put all of your utility bills… in a box

5) keep a travel log of where you went, miles, general reason for going… might as well keep it in your car, and not in a box

6) sit down with your treasurer and try to wade through all of the craziness that is the housing exclusion (or allowance, or whatever it is you have) – make sure you are all on the same page.

7) every time you get paid for a funeral, wedding, speaking engagement – write it down and put it in your handy dandy little box.

8) every time your church gives you a gift of money, like through a love offering or Christmas gift – write it down and put it in your handy dandy little box.

9) I’m sure this list will keep growing as I realize what other things I learned, and or things I forgot this year are pointed out to me.

consumption…

I was listening to our local NPR station a day or two after the election and what they talked about more than anything else on Talk at 12 was the idea of consumption and consumerism.

One of the commentators said that at first she was troubled by the fact that a retail giant like Circuit City was closing so many stores, but then she stopped herself and asked – do we really need all of these things?

My generation has been raised to believe that we can have anything we want. It’s true. And it’s not necessarily a selfish thing… after all, our economy runs on consumption. President Bush told us after 9/11 to go out there and shop. Businesses survive and thrive because we buy single use items, throw things away rather than repair them, and always want the newest, the best, the most fashionable.

Another one of the commentators on the show asked a simple question – maybe the question isn’t about more, but about better. Maybe we need to ask ourselves what is more important, having more things, or having better air?

I think that people in my generation are trying to make this switch to cleaner, safer, more earth-friendly consumption, whether that means recycling more, buying bamboo products (my cousins recently did part of their wedding registry at target just by selecting everything that was made of bamboo ;), buying CFL bulbs, etc.

But the simple fact is, it’s still consumption. And it’s still expensive.

I personally have a lot to confess about my own patterns of consumption. I want things I don’t need and probably shouldn’t have. Like a blackberry pearl. (which my husband says I can’t have). I’ve been longing to buy things especially, though, for our house.

I want to get a beautiful matching bedroom set – nothing too fancy, but right now, we just have the bed and my husband has a bookshelf on his side of the bed and we have a dresser. But there is nothing on my side of the bed. So I want the whole package. And because I’ll want something more eco-friendly, we’ll probably end up paying twice as much for it.

And I told him that the other day, I was lamenting the fact that we are working on paying off our student loans and can’t just go out and buy something.

And as soon as I had my little rant and pouting fit, I felt terrible. I felt like all of those things I believe about “live simply so that others may simply live” was complete rubbish deep down inside. I thought – is this really who I am?

My husband surprised me the other day. I got home, and he took this old glass top end table that had been broken (the legs were no longer attached to the top) and he fixed it, and he set it up beside my bed. And put my alarm clock and my lotion and all of my little things on it.

And I think that it was the best gift I have recieved in a long time. Because it reminded me of why I married him. And it reminded me that I can be happy with less. And it reminded me that we have so much stuff in this world, more than we even know what to do with and that we don’t need more, we just need to find new ways to use what we have. I think that it was the best gift I have recieved because it made me feel like a better person, like I can live what I’m preaching.

bagh!

i got a message today from the conference that the church has not been paying my pension and health insurance (which includes my individual contribution that has been witheld from my paycheck every month). I’m assuming the treasurer just didn’t know it was supposed to be sent in. But it means that we technically have $10,000 more in our accounts than we should and that we are not holding steady on our finances like we thought. doh.

Yet another thing they don’t teach you about in seminary.

edited: good news! the mess up wasn’t on our end! the conference forgot to bill us. we still owe the money, but at least neither me or my lovely wonderful treasurer messed up =)

budget hero

I found this site which allows you to make your own governmental budget priorites. Evidently, I did pretty good – well, at least with my own values. My three priorities were “health and wellness”, “green”, and “government efficiency” I not only extended the budget bust from 2035 to 2070+, but I limited the size of government and reduced the debt from 37.7% of the GDP to 7.3%!

Play Budget Hero